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Have you ever felt the nerd rage of finding out that Hollywood is ruining your favorite fandom intellectual property? Then look upon in wonder as Chris Waffle dreams of superhero Guardian Shield taking an evil producer to justice! Starring: Guardian Shield - Himself (www.thecommunitysuperheroes.com) Chris Waffle - Himself (www.megathruster.com) Mr. Producer - Brian Hodson Hollywood Jerk #1 - Kyle Riley Hollywood Jerk #2 - Mallory Gwynn Upset Lady - Joan Daza Protesters - Sarah Waffle, Brynn Spoon, Ezra Spoon, Samantha Calkins, Parker Calkins, Beth Olson, *_____* Armstrong, Dena Dalton, Mark Locker, Felix Locker, Ann Greenan, Jaime McGeathy, Wendy Hutchinson, Kaye Hutchinson, Todd Holder, Rachel HK, Eric Lopez-Cruz, Thomas Gardner Executive Producer - Sarah Waffle (@criticalbrix) Cinematography and Editing - Tony Gonzalez (@tonygpdx) Special Thanks: Laura Hubbard, Pudding River Chocolates, The City of Canby and CTV 5, Canby Chamber of Commerce, Canby Builder's Supply. LYRICS I went on the internet today And I saw the online headline say The bought the rights to my favorite book Hey, maybe I should take a look They say that movie might be directed by Michael Bay I think that’s really not okay It’s not out yet but I know that I hate it I just know that I hate it, I just know It’s not out yet but I know that I hate it I just can’t celebrate it, I just won’t Went on my favorite gossip site And I saw that they just might Turn my favorite 80s cartoon Into a brand new movie soon But Joss Whedon took a pass on writing the script And now I want to punch somebody in the dick It’s not out yet but I know that I hate it I just know that I hate it, I just know It’s not out yet but I know that I hate it I just can’t celebrate it, I just won’t Think how great the world would be If everyone would just listen to me I would make every movie rad No nerd would ever ever be sad ’Til then I’ll be on the internet, staying up real late Poking holes in everything that you create CHORUS CHORUS ETC…

What's with these kids today just watching videos of other people playing Minecraft? It makes Megathruster feel old! This song and more nerdy goodness is on the album 20 Sided Vice available at: Website: www.megathruster.com Twitter: @megathrustergo Instagram: @megathruster Facebook: www.facebook.com/megathrustermusic LYRICS There was a time When you would go play outside But that wasn’t for me I wanted to watch TV Then came a time 8bit fever blew my mind Got the controller in my hand Vanquish the boss, that was the plan I became Mario and Tony Hawk And Battletoads and Laura Croft To name a few- But now the kids just wanna watch videos of other people playing Minecraft Yeah the kids just wanna watch videos of other people playing Minecraft And I feel old Pull up YouTube And see all those play-throughs I think it's such a shame To spoil a good game I find it kind of odd To see all the different mods I no longer know what’s real I can’t see the appeal I come from a time where there were no save points Just random codes and disappoints Nothing you could do But the kids just wanna watch videos of other people playing Minecraft Yeah the kids just wanna watch videos of other people playing Minecraft ETC...

Bruce Campbell: The man, the myth, the legend. What hasn't been sung already about him in song? But to all the romantics out there, Megathruster just wants to be the Bruce Campbell in the relationship. Lyric video created by our very own Joel Machiela!

Sometimes you meet that special someone at a convention and they stay in your heart forever. Starring Sarah Waffle as The Girl Dressed as Chewbacca Cinematography - Tony Gonzalez, Ken Hagen and Greg Thomas Special Thanks: CTV 5, Canby OR. FuMPFest Rose City Comic Con Christian Lipski Jessica Hebert Kyle Stevens

Enjoy an uplifting holiday song about the book that taught Megathruster the true meaning of Christmas.

"On many sides?" We don't think so. Purchase the song at: https://megathruster.bandcamp.com/track/the-nazi-punching-song All proceeds from this song will go to the SPLC.

Remember, kids, it's never too early to celebrate our favorite holiday; HALLOWEEN! And don't forget to head to Target to pick up the fun size...

Evil beware! During a pleasant nature hike, Chris and Joel run across some dark forces and jump into battle! This is the title track from our album "Wands at the Ready" available at http://megathruster.bandcamp.com.